Dear Ms. Nicki,
I am just stopping by to inform you that your version of "Boss Ass Bitch" does not appear on Spotify. This is obviously either a huge mistake or a conspiracy, but you do not make mistakes, therefore it is a conspiracy. I do not know who is attempting to subvert your musical growth, but I am in the process of intercepting the perpetrator. In the mean time, could you please return "Boss Ass Bitch" to it's rightful place in the Spotify catalogue. Thanks and luv ya. Kisses!