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  1. Wed, Jun 6, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    Dricki: A Love Story: Chapter 6

    Nicki stood in front of Drake. She prayed one last time as Carol opened the door. "Hello Sweetheart" Carol screeched. "Hi Mama" said Nicki and hugged her Mom. "Hi Aubrey! How are you". "Hello Ma'am. I'm doing good". Drake said as he shook her hand. "Well come on in" Carol said. "Where is the little lamb chop" Nicki said. "If I had known you would come he would be here. Right now he's at a...

  2. Sat, Jun 2, 2012 at 6:36 PM

    Dricki: A Love Story: Chapter 5

    As soon as the announcement was over, Nicki called Carol, her mother. A few seconds later her mother picked up. "Hello" said Carol. "Hi Mama" said Nicki. "Ah. Onika. Sweetheart. How are you". "I'm doing fantabulous Mom. "I have to tell you something". "Ok" said Carol. "I called to tell you that...... I'm engaged to Aubrey". "Oh sweetheart, congratulation!" said Carol. From the background SB...

  3. Fri, Jun 1, 2012 at 6:20 PM

    Dricki: A Love Story: Chapter 4

    Shortly after they arrived in Tokyo, Nicki and Drake were relaxing in their hotel room. SB and some of the others in Nicki's campaign group were trying to organize an interview for her and Drake to announce that they are engaged."Fuck it!" SB kept repeating. "Its so hard to find someone that speaks English!" About half an hour later, they found someone who speaked English. SB knocked on Nicki...

  4. Thu, May 31, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    Dricki: A Love Story: Chapter 3

    As soon as they got to their floor Drake paused. "Damnit! I don't have anything to wear". "You can borrow some of my clothes" said SB. "Thanks Man" Drake responded. "Drake, Honey, We're Sharing This Room" Nicki exclaimed. SB got in his room and Nicki and Drake walked in there suite. Inside was a King Sized bed with the smell of vanilla flying around the room."Woah" Nicki said in wonder. "This...

  5. Wed, May 30, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    Dricki: A Love Story: Chapter 2

    "What do you need to talk to me about" yawned Nicki. "Well.... we have been dating secretly for quite a while now". "Aubrey! I hate when you give me these types of talks. Can you just get to the point". Drake could tell Nicki was now awake so he might as well get to the point. "I want you to be mine fully" He exclaimed. He reached into his pocket and took out a small ring box and opened it....

  6. Wed, May 30, 2012 at 5:58 PM

    Dricki: A Love Story: Chapter 1

    "We're Higher Than A MuthaF*cker" shouted Nicki Minaj as she finished up a concert for her Austrailian Barbz! "Love Ya" she said as she walked off the stage. Wayne was waiting for her backstage. "Hey Babaay". "Hey Dwayne". "You killed it out there" he screeched. "Pretty soon your gonna blow me outta business". Nicki chuckled "Ha Ha. I think I already have mister". "Not yet, but your close"...

  7. Mon, May 28, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    Hero Day!

    Hey Hey Hey Barbies and Kennies, Guess Whatey? Tomorrow at my school is hero day. Usually I don't participate in these things but....... This time the principal said we could dress up as our favorite singer. Since I am a guy I can't dress up as Nicki. So I am dressing up as Roman! My outfit will be me wearing a red Tee-Shirt over a black long sleeve shirt. The red shirt will say "Roman...

  8. Mon, May 28, 2012 at 4:16 PM

    I'm Staying Young Forever

    Hey Barbz and Kenz, I am in graduating and I'm gonna start going to a new school Well..... Since I'm graduating, They have a slideshow to show all students moving on. Well I got the teachers to play Young Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My graduations in June! I'm sad to move on but....... I will always have my Friends and be a Barb 4 Life! I wish you could be there Nicki!...

  9. Mon, May 28, 2012 at 8:33 AM

    Not My Moment 4 Life

    Hello Barbz out there. Right now I am very sad. This summer I am going to the U.K to see my cousins. They have tickets to see Nicki. When I told them I was coming they tried to get me tickets. On another Pink Friday of May 11 I found out tickets were sold out. I was very depressed after that. Nicki means the world to me. I just hope I will meet her someday. It's Barbie Bitch,...

  10. Sun, May 27, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    Chicki Minaj:The Baby Chick

    Hello Barbies Out There! I am here to talk to YOU about Chicki Minaj. At my school our librarian has a farm. Every year she brings in baby Chicks and sometimes let's us name the newborns. This year she I was one of the students that got picked to name one. There was one that was very colorful. The colors were Tan, Brown, White, Gray and Black. I decided to name that one Chicki Minaj. At first I...

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