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Fri, Mar 1, 2013 at 7:07 AM

Dude... like NO

So, last night I was at a farewell party for a co-worker. & I had not eaten majority of the day. So, I was at the bar sippin my midori sour then I gulped back a buttery nipple, so I was feeling a tad nice. Then the party starts & I get another midori sour cool, feeling better, then they bring food, & I know my ass needs food, so I inhaled the food. Then this pervy chef (I swear he likes me) gives me a shot of tequila, so I'm like eww... cause it tasted mad narsty, I don't do tequila. So then, he gets me another, then a THIRD shot, & with the third shot he pours someof his tequila into my shot glass, & he swallows back 1/2 oz & gives me at least 2 :| I was NOT MUTHAFUCKIN IMPRESSED. Then the head chef gives me a shot of tequila, so I'm thinking wtf?! Niggas want me fucked up? Ugh, then I went Europe all in the bathroom stall. FML. But, hey I woke up minus a hangover & felt like a NEW Ken Barb. Plus, I had a freaky ass dream that someone broke into my house >.< This Ken is never mixing his drinks again & I should know better since, I'm a certified bartender.

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