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Sun, May 29, 2011 at 6:30 AM

Nictionary

The “Nictionary” was created by the “HB” herself, Nicki Minaj. It is the “Barbie Dictionary” to walk pedestrians through her vocabulary and
terminologies. So, “STEP YA NICTIONARY UP!”
Official Secret Society Barbie Statement: I’m a GIRL \ and I’m RICH \ its BARBIE \ YOU little BITCH!!!!!
Adjectives
AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \ akt -or gi-d?-? ? ? w?-?iches-or?gi-d?-?b?\
1. The barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.
Baldy Locks: \bal-d?-läks\
1. Good head.
Fetch: \?fech\
1. a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.
*Only used with other HBs.
Surfboard: \s?rf-b?rd\
1. used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.
EX: Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!
Waffle House: \?wä-f?l -?haus\
1. a clearly misguided old wrinkle.
Zoo: \?zü\
1. when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity.
Verbs
Bad Bitch Check : \?bad – ?bich – ?chek\
1. is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.
Barbie Backhand: \?bär-b?-?bak-hand\
1. The act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata.
Basement: \b?s-m?nt\
1. the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.
2. the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.
Chin Check: \?chin -?chek\
1. when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.
Chuckles: \?ch?-k?l\
1. when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.
GBR: \g-b-r\
1. Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.
Penthouse: \?pent-?haus\
1. the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.
Roger Dat: \rä?j?r-?dat\
1. verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010.
Sentence: Scuze me? Bitch! Roger dat!
Step Your Scotty Up: \?step – y?r – ?skät? – ?p\
1. refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.
Tumble Dry: \t?m-b?l-dr?\
1. used when speaking to WASHED bitches.
Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry!
Nouns
Alfred Bitchcok: \ ?al-fr?d – ?bich – ?käk\
1. a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.
Balloon Boy: \ba-?l??-b?i\
1. the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.
2. the oracle.
Barbie Boom Box: \?bär-b?-?büm-?bäks\
1. a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.
Barbie Detention: \?bär-b? -di-?ten-ch?n\
1. When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.
Barbie Juice: \bär-b?-jüs\
1. ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.
Barbie Powers : \?bär-b?-p?-?r\
1. to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2. to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
Been A Fan: \b?n-a-?fan\
1. term used to describe a cornball.
Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”
BFF: \b-f-f\
1. Barbie For FuckinEver
Bustitbarbie:\?b?st-?t-?bär-b?\
1. a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.
Cater to your Ken Day:\k?-t?r-?tü-y?r-?ken-?d?\
1. One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
CopyRightin’ Infringements:\?kä-p?-?r?t?n-in-?frinj-m?nts\
1. girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
Doll House:\?däl – ?haus\
1. a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
Dolly Lama: \dä-l?-?lä-m?\
1. a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2. a problem solver.
3. the one you call when you’re at your worst.
Fire Marshall: \?fi(-?)r-?mär-sh?l\
1. a term for sum1 tryna shut ya shit down.
Sentence: word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.
Frosty Da Snowman: \fro-st?-d?-sn?-man\
1. a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.
Gabbage Patch Kid: \?ga-bij-pach-’kid\
1. a bust down
2. a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.
Get off my Fone: \git-?f-m?-?f?n\
1. a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
Sentence: Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!
Harajuku Barbie: \??\
1. refer to Harajuku.
Harajuku Ken: \??\
1. a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his dick up”.
HB: \h-b\
1. an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.
HK: \h-k\
1. an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.
It’s BARBIE BITCH!: \?ts – ?bär-b? – ?bich\
1. how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.
Raggedy The Sp: \?ra-g?-d?-?th?-?sp?\
1. a name for bitches who wanna be like u, but just wont come outta the closet.
2. a Flip on Harriet the Spy.
Sentence: come out da closet raggedy!!! the spy!!!!
Strawberry Shortcake: \?str?-?ber-? – ?sh?rt – ?k?k\
1. a broke bitch ;
2. one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.
Stud Muffin: \?st?d-m?-f?n\
1. a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.
Other Terms:
Barbie’s Phone Number: 718-SIT-URASSDOWN
When You Believe: by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1. our official THEME song.

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