Fri, Dec 3, 2010 at 7:07 AM
1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.
Bad Bitch Check
1: when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.
1: good head.
1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.2: the oracle.
1: term for a Barbie’s BlackBerry.
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.
*also known as BBB
1: when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.
1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
Barbie’s Phone Number
1: the act of stepping one’s twig & berries / cookies DOWN. Opposite of “penthouse”, used when one is too cocky.
Been a Fan
1: term used to describe a cornball.
*when used in a sentence: “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”
1: a man with no car and money.
2: a broke ass Ken.
1: Barbie For FuckinEver
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.
Cater to Your Ken Day
1: one day a month when a Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
*activities on this day include cooking his favorite dish in a bikini, riding him like a cowboy THEN saying “it’s Barbie BITCH!!!!”
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.
1: Girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
*”I’m a dime you a NICCLETTE, lite skinnED PIGMENT, write my own shit yall copyrighting INFRINGEMENT!”
1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.
1: someone trying to shut your shit down.
*sentence: “word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.”
Frosty the Snowman
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds.
Gabbage Patch Kid
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.
Get Off My Phone
1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
*when used in a sentence: “Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!”
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.
1: refer to Harajuku.
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall back” and when to “step his dick up”.
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.
It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.
1: a sad faced weirdo who pouts.
Step Your Scotty Up
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.
1: a broke bitch
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.
1: used to describe a hating ass WASHED up bitch.
*when used in a sentence: “Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!”
1: used when speaking to WASHED up bitches.
*when used in a sentence: “tumble dry bitch!! tumble dry!!”
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.
“When You Believe” by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1: our official THEME song.
1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity. Zzoooo!!!!!