Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 2:09 AM
Taylor Swift, 4 albums and 42 songs till date.
40 of 42 of her songs are based on fucking relationship bullshit. Apparently, the major cause of break-ups in this universe is because 4 out of every 5 females in a well built couple listen to this overrated lousy basement dwelling cunt when all she does is to talk about how her boyfriend missed her calls, didn't take her out to a fucking ice cream shop, didn't wave at her back or he didn't show up tomorrow to pick her up, etc etc in her sagacious songs.
If your girlfriend is one possessing any of the above pesticidic and degeneric qualities, I ask you to dump her immediately before she dumps you just because you didn't buy her a teddy bear. I swear on bacon, you'llbe much happy and satisfied compared to before.