Tue, Jan 11, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Random Crazy Story
Okay so I like REALLY had 2 piss like I REALLY had 2 GO! So my momma stopped at k-mart cause it was the only close place wit a bathroom, so im about to walk in k-mart this lady she looked homeless because her wig was messed up, had leaves in it nshit nd she was in some dirty old ass clothes!! I know y'all thinkin I'm so wrong for talkin bout that lady BUT SHE WAS SELLiN COOKiES!!! O.o iWas like WTF?!! Please tell me how the HELL can a homeless person bake HOMEMADE COOKiES?!! Smgdhh Then there was fuckin flies flyin around her nd the cookies!!! Nd she looked at me nd said "AWWWW you so pretty!" Nd iWas like "Thank You!" Nd smiled nd walked in K-mart! Bitch you really think imma buy a cookie from you jus because you said iWas pretty?!!! You could've taken a shit or somethin nd ain't wash yo hands b4 you made em Hell! With you lookin like that! O.o bitch plzzz!!